Me VS the sunless tanner - ROUND ONE

[sirenssong]

Goes to the tanner, I think. I think I'm leaving my legs their natural paleness. I'll settle for (trying to) tanning my upper body. The legs I'll fake with panty hose when I need to.

::studies tanner job:: I think I have odd tan spots on my feet.

I can't decide if that's a bruise or another odd tan spot on my knee. ::pokes at spot::

Oh look, I just found more splotches.